I'm Nicole & I reside in Colorado.

Dogs, cars, mountains, classic rock & marijuana. <33333

refixable:

how much weight can i lose by running away from my problems

Today I went to Subway.

There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”

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toddkraine:

going back to school
cyberho:

I swear rihanna is not real
escapedgoat:

Jay Z thanking the friendly park ranger for rescuing his wife from that pond.

inzayned:

when you can’t hear what someone says and they repeat it 98 times and you’re still like

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ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: image