I'm Nicole & I reside in Colorado.

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Tbh I’m in the “let’s pretend Fifty Shades of Grey doesn’t even exist” fandom.

french-problems:

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howdoiputthisgently:

When my alarm goes off in the morning

sexhaver:

i knew a dude in college who kept an old Smirnoff bottle full of water on his desk and would casually chug straight out of it in the middle of conversations with new people in order to establish dominance

d0gbl0g:

spagooter

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

beyoncesupremacy:

trebled-negrita-princess:

lovelifelaurennn:

thisbitchyellsback:

phosphorescentt:

septemberism94:

why test on animals when there are prisons full of rapists

because the prisons aren’t actually full of rapists

the rapists run free and the prisons are full of people charged with weed possession

OOOOPS

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mondoodoo:

so i was looking up off bug spray ads and i was expecting to see some lady on a lawn chair with a bottle of bug spray but instead i saw

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then i came across this gem

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and this last one was pure gold

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god bless you off bug spray

fuckyeah1990s:

beautifulcity:

dan-and-his-hormones:

Goals for 2k14: 90s teen movie insults.

Not a 90s teen movie insult, though.  This is from the genius TV show “Popular.”

Yep